Deliciously evil thoughts

Seems there was a fluke techie problem on NiteFlirt the other day… which totally made me forget about how much fun I’d been having on the phones, so I made myself log in tonight to see how many poor defenseless bois I can torture for my fun and amusement lol.

I remembered today, while relaxing and watching the neighborhood boiys work on their yard while wearing shorts and wife beater shirts. Young studs that they were… took all my self control to keep from offering them some dripping wet glasses of iced tea… condensation convieniently dripping onto my white bikini, exactly where my hardened nipple was growing…

I digress. (yummy) As I closed my eyes to enjoy the weather, I imagined myself leading these two buff bois into my house, where bound in the bedroom was a dressed up sissy in chastity, bound with his hands behind his back. Knowing that these young studs would jump at the chance to fuck me, I didn’t think that humiliating a tiny dicked loser like this sissy would send them screaming from the room.

In fact, I imagined so many deliciously evil things that they’d say to him… the whole time, sissy’s lil tiny overgrown clit getting harder and harder. I’m so in the mood to torture a sissy this way! The most amusing thing is knowing that while I’m enjoying these throbbing young studs greedily, sissy’s watching with mouth drooling… and not because he’s watching ME, but because he wants their cocks all to himself! LOL

Yeah, I could really get into some detailed sissy torture tonight, line up bitches… Goddess has chores for you!

$2.69 per minute, bois!

Cuckold loser suffers shrinkage

How truly pathetic. While the wife’s away, the cuckolds sure do play, don’t they? LOL I guess it’s the anticipation of that nasty cum dripping pussy that makes them just weak with desire and self loathing. I mean, even THEY know how fucking pathetic they are, and they get off on it.

I just got off the phone with a dude that was already stroking his cock when he called to tell me that his wife is out with another dude, and probably won’t be home tonight… and how this made him incredibly turned on. Hahaha now, if that’s not laughable, I don’t know what is!

Ladies, if you have a stupid bitch like this at home, take advantage of it, and go out and get all the real cock you can, then torment your bitch boi with it! Make it work and bring you home his paycheck, then flaunt your indescretions … they deserve every bit of humiliation and torment you can muster! This lil cum slut on my phone said to me, “I’m so fucking pathetic, I need to hear you tell me what you really think of me… be as mean as you can…”

Ohh yeah, baby… that’s it… tell me how to dominate your sorry ass… Ooo yeah, ugh.

What do I really think of you? You, and your selfish “big cock”… I think you’re a sorry sack of shit that’s a wasted mound of flesh. I think it’s a damned shame that you have such a “big cock” and have no fucking idea how to use it! Wank to the thought of ME sucking my boyfriend’s REAL cock while you watch, wishing you were the one sucking it because I tell you to.

This fucker had the nerve to tell me that he would jerk off and cum on my boots while… well I didn’t even let him finish that sentence. No you wouldn’t, you sad piece of shit… you even try that shit without MY telling you to do it and that boot of mine would stomp your pathetic lil dick FLAT against the cold tile floor. Shrinkage? I’ll flatten your useless cock and you’ll thank me for it, you dumb ass.

I didn’t even get to finish my thought because this sorry mofo shot his load half way through my thoughts… I told him to lick it up like a good bitch, but his poser ass wouldn’t do it. Eh. I should have expected as much from such a sorry waste of flesh.

Ooo… another ass worshipper on the line… a whole big five minutes… god damn, bois… it’s this EXACT lack of control that makes me want to bitch slap each and every one of you! UGH.

Bois like that really need to make up for how absolutely RUDE and SELFISH they are by contributing to my phone fund. At least then they’d have done something productive for the day. ::rolls eyes::

$2.69 per minute, bois!

Tiny dick loser bois

Yanno, it’s not bad enough that you tiny dicked losers call Goddess Pandora so that I can humiliate and belittle you for being useless as far as any Woman is concerned… but then you bother to “Arrange” a call with me so you can talk for a whole 4 minutes.

Dude? That’s hardly worth taking me away from whatever I was doing at the time. Just because it’s more than a minute per inch doesn’t mean it’s acceptable behavoir. Take that over sized clit of yours back to bed and hump your pillow like we both know you’re going to anyway.

The three inch wonder worm just called back for another 7 minutes and had the nerve to ask if there was any possibility of meeting. OMFG, what the fuck for? If I need heavy lifting, or chores done, even those tasks are handled by REAL men with REAL cocks, yanno, at least 8 inches! The most you could hope for is humiliation and denial you freak! Damn, I can’t even tye a rope around that sorry excuse for a dick… call back when you need to hear how fucking useless you are, and remember what I said about concentrating on increasing your salary. You’re gonna need to make great bank if you want to continue dreaming about a girl like me paying you any attention at all!

::rolls eyes in total disbelief::

$2.69 per minute, bois!

Goddess MUST HAVE

I found the cutest lil phone today… and I MUST have it! Since it’s not available until October, I figured I’d give you boys the chance to prove your devotion to your Goddess…

It’s pink (Oooo just like My temple of worship!)… it’s got a cute lil kitty, and there are a few diamonds thrown in for good measure. Was this not made for ME? LOL Check out The Goddess Phone Fund page today!

$2.69 per minute, bois!

Piggy vs. Bitch boys

Aww. My lil trucker boy called back tonight! How wonderful it was to hear him tell Me that even if he saw a woman tease and flirt with him while out on his route, he would remain loyal to his Goddess Pandora. *giggles*

This boy needs so badly to have a Woman take control of his sexuality. I can tell by the way he reacts to the things I say (and lets face it, the way I say them) that he’s never truly experienced a Powerful Woman in control. I enjoy knowing that he’ll be thinking of Me smothering him with My beautiful ass while he drives all those lonely hours.

Speaking of My beautiful ass, I talked to a new boy tonight that called solely to worship this Goddess ass. Who could blame him really? I love dressing in tight latex and leather just to see you boys lose all control just at the vision that *is* Goddess Pandora. This poor boy needs to call Me again though, I enticed him so wickedly that his poor pathetic little dick spit all over him after only 9 minutes! LOL This coming from a boy that would rather I call him My bitch, than My lil piggy. Sorry boys, but with your nose planted so far up My ass (literally) I just can’t get past the little piggy visual.

No worries… you’ll still be My bitch, but I’ll always picture you tiny dicked ass sniffers with a lil piggy nose too! LOL

$2.69 per minute, bois!