Tiny dick loser bois

Yanno, it’s not bad enough that you tiny dicked losers call Goddess Pandora so that I can humiliate and belittle you for being useless as far as any Woman is concerned… but then you bother to “Arrange” a call with me so you can talk for a whole 4 minutes.

Dude? That’s hardly worth taking me away from whatever I was doing at the time. Just because it’s more than a minute per inch doesn’t mean it’s acceptable behavoir. Take that over sized clit of yours back to bed and hump your pillow like we both know you’re going to anyway.

The three inch wonder worm just called back for another 7 minutes and had the nerve to ask if there was any possibility of meeting. OMFG, what the fuck for? If I need heavy lifting, or chores done, even those tasks are handled by REAL men with REAL cocks, yanno, at least 8 inches! The most you could hope for is humiliation and denial you freak! Damn, I can’t even tye a rope around that sorry excuse for a dick… call back when you need to hear how fucking useless you are, and remember what I said about concentrating on increasing your salary. You’re gonna need to make great bank if you want to continue dreaming about a girl like me paying you any attention at all!

::rolls eyes in total disbelief::