This is NOT a sissy fag dating service!

Oopsy, I keep forgetting how many of you slut bois look for a glimpse into My life here in this journal… by the comments, I guess there are more of you than I thought, even if some are ‘dual personalities’. You know what they say, you’re never really successful until you gain a stalker or two (three if you count comments made on the same exact IP. Duh.)

I wanted to mention one tiny dicked loser especially… the one that My girlfriend Joanna talks about in her journal… the fucktard loser that wants to suck cock so badly that he begged Her to publish his phone number so he could get cock sucking dates.

This lil bitch had the nerve to call Me and tell Me that he/she/it would love it if I posted his/her/it’s phone number in My journal too. I reminded him about those pretty lil heart shaped buttons on the right side of this page, and that he would have to click at least one of them if he/she/it wants to place a fucking personal cocksucker in waiting dating ad on MY web site.

I mean, really, are you such a fucking whore for cock that you can’t even think straight. your faggot ass called Me ONE time, and I’m going to do you a favor? ROFFLAMO… oh yeah baby, that nine minute call got Me so hot I may actually consider it.

:: consider ::

Nah, you’re on your own, dickhead. Have fun with all the freebie seeking fuckwads that do wind up calling you. OMG it was so pathetic, the whiney little sissy bitch on My phone talking about “i receive so many calls at night, they keep me awake all night wanting me to suck their cocks”.

Yeah, ok, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

Buttons.

Click and pay, you sorry fucker. Be glad I’m not there to spoon feed one of My bois HUGE fucking cock so far down your sissy bitch throat that you cry and gasp for air. you’re the kind of bitch that I consider letting pass out from lack of oxygen just for shits and giggles.

Here, since you’re all wanking anyway, may as well do it to something I INTEND to tease you with. Don’t spooge on the puter monitor bitches, it may make it difficult to see the ‘MAKE PAYMENT’ button when you finally tribute like a good lil whore should!

$1.69 per minute, bois!