Humiliating and ignoring you

I had the most amusing call last night, I just have to share lol! What sounded like a very drunk boy called, slurring his words talking about how beautiful my ass is (duh!)… wanting to worship it, lick it… of course I told him he’d be very lucky if I even thought enough of him to tell him to KISS My beautiful ass.

The best part though was when I told him how much fun it would be to tease him in front of a room full of his friends at a party, making him kneel and kiss my ass through a tight leather skirt. The idea of humiliating him in front of friends sounded so good to this boy, he begged me to call a girl friend on another phone and ignore him completely.

Well, you boi sluts don’t have to offer to pay me to ignore you twice, that’s for sure, as quick as he said it, I laid down the phone he was on and called up my good friend Joanna. She and I laughed at him, and discussed all the dirty little bitch bois that we talk to. About a half hour later, I heard the dial tone on the ignored phone. ROFLMAO

Be careful what you wish for bois, you may just get it… unless of course it’s something as rediculous as you getting to jerk off LOL!!