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Cum guzzling as an art form

Feb
08
FemDom

Ok, I feel as though I have been officially indoctrinated into the world of freaky phone domination. I spoke to the most… interesting male last night. Seems the boi has an affinity for saving every drop of cum and pre-cum, freezes it, then ritualistically ‘whips’ it up for a tasty, kinky treat.

Hearing the serious manner in which he discussed this fetish, I could tell this is something that he is totally obsessed with, but like most dark, disturbing fetish play, it’s also his dirty little secret. LOL His RT relationships are ‘nilla, while his play time is one of the most obscure, if not unique one’s I’ve ever heard of. It was an interesting call, felt more like an interview, ‘feeling me out’ kinda first call, but I did get some wonderfully wicked ideas for humiliation during one of his sessions!

I rather appreciated that it wasn’t yet another pretend sissy faggot that wanted me to believe he was really gaggin on a 12 inch dildo, or better yet, some fucking whiney ass loser groveling at my feet. I enjoyed the lil freak, found it intriguing. Disturbing to a point, revolting to another, yet strangly intruiging at the same time. LMAO

What’s the matter with you other pansie ass bitches? Listening to my recordings …. from work, huh? Either you’re too much of a pussy to actually call me, or you’re calling the only time your wife isn’t totally up your ass, which is when you’re at the office. LOL Gotta love it. You fucking wankers get to rub one off without permission that way though, and I’m not so sure I like that.

Good thing you fuckers know better than to think I’ll do a suck and fuck call with you… lol unless you’re the one sucking and getting fucked. Sissy bitch training and cuckold humiliation, I’m starting to think that simply telling you bitches the truth about how you’d be treated in my presence is probably the best call I do. I mean, at least I get to be honest with you, and telling you about the real men I do fuck makes me hot… so it works out for everyone I guess. LOL

Ok boys, who’s going to entertain me today? hmm? Just call, you pussies lol. I won’t bite, trust me, my mouth is not touching you in any way shape or form, although I will probably enjoy spitting on you in disgust. hahaha

6 Comments, add yours?

Ohh Pandora, I quite agree with you. The secret wankers need to show themselves and call. Some of them can listen to the same recording over and over rather than hear a fresh barrage of humiliation by calling you. Little cowering sissies…they need to pick up the phone.

Cuckoldress Joanna, on 2-8-2006 @ 7:45 am |

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dirtyphonesexgirls.com » Pandora’s Juicy Box » Blog Archive » Cum guzzling as an art form, on 2-8-2006 @ 8:27 am |

Well I’ve been eating cum-pops for years! So this boy that called you better not think he’s got some new creative idea. There used to be a website called cookingwithcum but it’s gone now. I’m a cum guzzling gutter slut too and well, you’ll have to get more creative than cum-sicles if you want to get my attention. I tell you what, when you’re boy has tried a cum martini, then I’ll give him a little be of respect as a cum guzzling slut, until then sorry kiddo you’re still in the little league using your nut sack for tee-ball practice if you ask me.

Dirty Girl Jasmine, on 2-9-2006 @ 8:43 pm |

Helloooooooo sexy Joanna! If these cowards continue to wank to my recordings, I’m just going to add more of them! I like it when I sleep in late after an all night session with some of my boys, only to wake up to money in my account from these sissy bitches needing to be humiliated by listening to a recording. Actually, now that I think about it, it’s rather appropriate, I mean they should be fucking humiliated just because they’re too pansy assed to actually call, so fork over all that cash for a recording! LOL Keep it up boys, you can add to your humiliation by clicking those buttons that say “pay for your mistakes” and “wanker tax” too! I love waking up to tributes from the losers that know better than to think they have a snowball’s chance in hell with me LOL

Goddess, on 2-10-2006 @ 12:43 am |

Hey Jas, you dirty lil slut you! *hugs* I know you well enough to know that you’re a demanding lil cum slut tho, you want it all and you want it now… this dude takes painstaking steps to keep his ‘samples’ frozen, precum seperate from cum cum (?lol)… and it’s like some sick ritualistic fetish thing. I dunno, but I’m dying to hear how slutty I’m guessing he gets during one of these performances. I’ve seen cumslut sissy bitches bask in cum showers before, but never have I experienced such a cum devotee… you’re probably the only person I know that even compares! LOL Hmm… cum to think of it I just got a flash vision of you all covered in cum during a play party… where’s my invite? ::runs to check mail::

Goddess, on 2-10-2006 @ 12:48 am |

What is the genius book of world records for cum swallowing.

sheila, on 4-26-2007 @ 1:04 am |


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