Panty sniffers, cuckolds, and tiny dicks

You boys have been horny little fuckers lately! I had to laugh yesterday when one four inch dick after another called to see if I really hate little dicks as much as I say I do. I personally don’t understand the confusion. You have a four inch dick, why would you think that any woman who has been fucked to orgasm by a real man would want to put up with SO MUCH less?

One guy that called had no idea that it really mattered that much. I educated him. All 6’4″ inches of his tall, four inch having ass. LOL That must be quiet a site! Oh… and he must be completely humiliated, since he said he’d send along pictures of his little dick, since I find it so hard to believe that so many of you are that deformed… but I still haven’t received any pictures from him lol. Being ashamed of the little dick that keeps you from claiming to be a real man, now that I can understand!

The panty sniffer I talked to earlier today was another one who was completely taken back by my heartfelt sincerity. You’re unemployed, you have a pathetically tiny dick, you’re scrawny, and you have absolutely nothing to offer a woman… yes, you’re a loser. Why so surprised that I think so? I’m betting most people that meet you hold the same opinion. LOL

The cuckold husband that called to tell me all about the “after party” he and his wife attended on New Years was amusing too. One lucky real man with a beautiful cock got to fuck both his own wife, and the cuck’s wife while his did little more than cum all over himself while watching. At least he got to see his wife enjoy herself. I enjoyed giving him some pointers on how that entire situation could have been so much more exciting, I hope he remembers them if he ever gets lucky enough to be involved in that kind of party again. I still want to talk to his wife though, she has no idea how much harder she’ll cum if she uses her cuckold husband the way I’d tell her to lol.

Keep my phones ringing boys, this is fun!