Taking calls from lil sissyboys and cuckold cocksuckers

Some of you lil sissyboys and tiny dicks out there have been just itching to call hahaha! Have you enjoyed the sweet torment of my absence from the phones lately? Well, the date that my lil sissyboy paid for turned out to be so much fun, that I just couldn’t bare for it to end… so I made sure it didn’t… until late tonight.

I just got home from a date I had on Friday night. There were cocks a’plenty, and I’m one very satisfied cuckold Goddess right now. If I were to tell you tiny dicks what I did to the cuckold of choice this weekend, you’d blow your lil loads all over your panties, and you would be expected to send me a thank you for making your pathetic little pee holes leak. *That was a hint, bitch! Click the link and do your duty!*

You’ll be happy to hear that I’ve made it easier to worship me properly tonight… I raised the rate on my main listing to $3.99 per minute. I figure it’s time you experienced your role in my life once a real man has satisfied me beyond anything you’ll ever be capable of… physically. Your financial contributions are the measure of your usefulness to me now. Let’s see what you’ve got to offer your Goddess tonight, bitchez & ho’s!

$1.69 per minute, bois!

Brutal Humiliation FemDom Phone Sex

Well, what an interesting week it’s been! So much activity, so little time to take calls hahaha!

So, I’m catching up on email, and I come across this “comment from a site visitor”:

From: Lonesome Loser (name changed to protect the cock sucking sissy bitch that smells like shit)
Age: 25
NiteFlirt Member name: xxxx (again, name changed to protect the incredibly moronic)
Respectful Request: Tell me u like to do sex in old dirty toilet with me.

So many thoughts came to me when I read this email.

First of all, I don’t “do” sex. I have hot, steamy, pussy pounding fuck sessions… more accurately, I use some very lucky boys to feed my hunger for throbbing man meat.

Second of all… not that I would ever consider having sex with you for oh so many reasons… but here’s a clue, free of charge… nobody fucks in a dirty toilet. The fact that you specified that it be a “dirty” toilet is secondary only to the fact that even if we could fit inside a toilet (WTF?) it’s a repository for SHIT.

You may in fact be nothing but shit, my intelligence-challenged friend, but I certainly am NOT. If you were to get your hands on some hot looking chick, (Yeah, right!) I find it disturbing that you would then want to “do sex” with her in a “dirty toilet“.

YOU… my freaky little friend, are the only toilet I see around here. YOU are so far from being worthy of anything but my most brutal humiliation… that I’m going to issue some DENIAL instead. How’s the weather that far down on the evolutionary ladder? Don’t expect a response email from me, you fucking LOSER.

I swear, some of you “penis with legs” bitches really do need to learn your place. When you find a Goddess, treat Her like one. To behave in any other way is disrespectful, and terribly stupid. What else would you call it when you fuck up the best thing to ever happened to you?

All because you were born with a penis.

I say it to my girlfriends all the time. “Carrying a penis around with you all day makes you lazy, and stupid.” MUST you fucking losers prove me right… over and over again?

Brutal fucking honesty about WHAT you really are… only when you call your Goddess, Pandora.

$1.69 per minute, bois!

CUCKOLD ATTENTION DEPREVATION – Audio voyeurs!

Introducing… Cuckoldress Pandora’s IGNORE line!

Some of the cuckolds I’ve trained in the past have derived much pleasure in knowing that they are the furthest thing from My mind as I enjoy … well, just about anything else! Not only do you sit by silently while I use real men for My pleasure, but you also enjoy providing for My financial security while I enjoy doing every day things as well…

You’re such a sorry excuse for a man, I can’t even bring Myself to talk to you, or pay any attention to you what-so-ever! You’d do nothing but bore Me anyway, so this line is for all the lil cuckolds in training that need to experience sitting idly by while their Mistress goes about her own pleasures. You’re nothing more than a servant awaiting My recognition. (But don’t count on it!)

When I pick up this line, you’re instantly forgotten about as I go about My business… if I’m sleeping, you get to listen to Me breath attentively. Your role as My lil pet is to sit by and wait to see if I have a use for you.

I know how some of you are self aware losers that understand that the most you can hope for is to pay per minute for a beautiful, superior woman like Me to even allow you to be an audio voyeur by listenting to Me work, sleep, talk to My girlfriends, or watch My favorite TV shows. (Ignoring you!) It’s more than you deserve, and we both know it!

Edited 2/26/2007 : This line is no longer an “ignore” line… I found that I simply can’t resist humiliating you all verbally while I have the chance to! LOL

When you call this line, you understand that I will not even be acknowledging you beyond “Hello, LOSER!”… if you even get that much out of Me, consider it a bonus lol.

You have My permission to imagine yourself sitting in the corner of the room, attentively listening for any mention of a need I may have. You may even imagine yourself at My feet, but you will not be touching them! I will allow you to spend your money, minute after minute just listening to Me be Me. Aren’t you a lucky lil bitch?

$1.69 per minute, bois!